Tuesday, August 26, 2008

True Story

Official patient diagnosis listed on the chart:

1. Screaming for past hour (my favorite)
2. chicken bone stuck in throat
3. sick
4. diarrhea x3 months (sucks to be them)
5. Fingernail fell off

Swear to God! These were actual diagnosis I came across today.


My Wonderful Men said...

It takes how many years to be a doc.? Glad to see all those years of great education paid off.

JackeeG4glamorous said...

It's not the doctor's fault that people choose the hospital ER to be a pain in the butt in. (Screaming for an hour? sick? etc.) People need to take care of themselves and leave the medical profession alone when they don't want to participate. I see folks who won't do what the doctor advises, and keep showing up in the office saying "order more tests, there has to be something realy wrong..." yet they won't change thier diet or exercise or take thier medicine. They'll scream for an hour.

Lisa said...

I could not handle your job.

The Coconut Diaries said...

Ewww! This sounds like everything that happened to Jeff Goldblum before he became "The Fly"!