Monday, April 13, 2009

Little Pink Pills

I had some blood work done today to check on my hormone levels since Insemination: Round 2. After round one, my progesterone levels were low and I had to take supplements. Sounds easy right? They called in the prescription for me and told me to take them three times a day.
Sure, no problem.

Until I picked it up at the pharmacy.

Take vaginally three times a day.

What?!?!?!?

You want me to put that where!?!?!?

Three times a day!?!?!?!?!

But I was a trooper. It was gross, messy, and I was afraid that every time I coughed or sneezed I'd shoot one of the little puppies out and across the room. This time though, my progesterone levels were fine. Right on track. No supplements for me!

I cannot express how much that makes me happy. And everyone else around me, too.

And if you really want to make me happy, click here and donate to my Avon walk. I'm still far from my goal and every little bit helps!

5 comments:

Brandi said...

I have never laughed so hard why I was reading your blog. I actually have tears in my eyes!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If you can project pills out of your hoo-hah at a target or something, then you can earn extra money on the side! The Hubster and his Navy buddies spent tons of money on that when they were deployed abroad!!

Anonymous said...

If you can project pills out of your hoo-hah at a target or something, then you can earn extra money on the side! The Hubster and his Navy buddies spent tons of money on that when they were deployed abroad!!

JackeeG4glamorous said...

Sarah,
"what she said"...
get right on that hoo hah shooting would ya?

Mimi's Toes said...

Sounds so exciting!