Tuesday, September 8, 2009

This Is Why Nurses Hate Me....

Nurse: Could you come to Mr. So-and-so's room for a minute? I think he might be dead.

Me: Is he breathing?

Nurse: I don't know.

Me: Does he have a pulse?

Nurse: I don't know.

Me: Ummm........Isn't that the first day of nursing school? Dead vs Alive?

I can't believe she makes more money than I do!!!

3 comments:

Shannon said...

Seriously!

thecoconutdiaries said...

Yeah, that's how I feel about faculty. PhD should stand for Pretty Hard to Deal with.--but then I guess it would be PhtDw.

Mimi's Toes said...

I went in the wrong profession. I hear there is a nurse shortage...