Thursday, May 10, 2012

Leaving The House With a Toddler and a Newborn

  • Feed and change pants/outfit Newborn, put him in Boppy.
  • Feed and change pants/outfit Toddler, turn on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
  • Grab some caffeine for yourself and hurriedly get yourself dressed before either child starts crying.
  • Change Newborn's pants again.
  • Change Toddler's pants again and find him a different shirt because he somehow got sticky while you were getting dressed.
  • Feed Newborn again.
  • Make 3 trips to the car to take the Toddler, Newborn and all their crap down to the car.
  • Bring the Newborn back into the house to change his pants since he took a giant poop in the car. 
  • Change Newborn's outfit once you realize the extent of the poop.
  • Load him back into the car-seat and return him to the car.
  • Finally leave the house...
Total time: 2 hours 30 minutes
Time spent on errands: 35 minutes

Doesn't seem worth it does it?

1 comment:

designHER Momma said...

yup, yup, and yup again. This is why I hardly leave the house anymore. Sigh...