Nurse: Could you come to Mr. So-and-so's room for a minute? I think he might be dead.
Me: Is he breathing?
Nurse: I don't know.
Me: Does he have a pulse?
Nurse: I don't know.
Me: Ummm........Isn't that the first day of nursing school? Dead vs Alive?
I can't believe she makes more money than I do!!!
Seriously!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's how I feel about faculty. PhD should stand for Pretty Hard to Deal with.--but then I guess it would be PhtDw.
ReplyDeleteI went in the wrong profession. I hear there is a nurse shortage...
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